Thanks for visiting my blog. I’m Zoe, professional writer, avid guinea pig owner, smug jogger and surprised wife. In my spare time I like to panic quietly about the rapid passing of life. Until recently I believed the sole purpose of my existence was to write a novel. Now that I’ve tried to write a novel, I’m not so convinced.

Unlike all successful bloggers, I don’t have a niche or a specialism. I don’t have a publishing schedule and (I know, it’s crazy) I don’t make money from this. Blogging is merely a method of distracting myself from the fact that I am not writing a novel, doing the housework, exercising, saving animals, becoming a yoga teacher, or helping homeless people.

You’ll find that my content is varied. Sometimes I rant about being fat, other times I question my own existence. Either way, I usually end up boring myself to an abrupt end.

I’ll leave you with one of my favourite inspirational quotes:

“Civilised life, you know, is based on a huge number of illusions in which we all collaborate willingly. The trouble is we forget after a while that they are illusions and we are deeply shocked when reality is torn down around us.” – J.G Ballard